JOKE OF THE DAY : I POURED ROOT BEER IN A SQUARE GLASS.
I POURED ROOT BEER IN A SQUARE GLASS. NOW I JUST HAVE BEER.
I POURED ROOT BEER IN A SQUARE GLASS. NOW I JUST HAVE BEER.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He’s all right now.